I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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