Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
It's shark week go big or go home
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