I'm gonna have a badass scar
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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