I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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