he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
