why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
