just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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