did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
