if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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