She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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