pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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