My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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