you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Randomize
