I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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