i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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