Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Randomize
