That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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