You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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