Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
i out mim tonsoeep
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