You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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