My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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