But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
My butt remains clenched, sir.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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