oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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