This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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