i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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