Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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