So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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