So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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