And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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