Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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