so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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