P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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