this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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