Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Will exercising make me less horny?
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