Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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