Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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