I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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