Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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