There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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