remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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