porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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