Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
did you just send me my own nude
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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