I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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