Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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