So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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