winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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