You surviving the open bar?
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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