Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Say something about gay babies.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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