who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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