You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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