Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Michael Bay diarrhea
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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