Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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