At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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