sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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