just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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